Women aren’t supposed to make coffee…the Bible says, “He-brews”
Ways to win my heart: Buy Me Coffee, Make Me Coffee, Be Coffee
I’m not addicted to coffee, we’re just in a committed relationship
Coffee doesn’t ask silly questions, coffee understands
“You can do it!” - coffee
Coffeeology: Espresso yourself. So many blends, so little time. Take life one sip at a time, and stay grounded. Better latte than never. Take time to smell the cover
Coffee is a hug in a mug
When life gives you lemons, trade them for coffee
Here’s to all the people who remain unharmed because I have coffee and a sense of humour
Depresso: The feeling you get when you’ve run out of coffee
Everyone should believe in something, I believe I should have another cup of coffee
OCD: Obsessive Coffee Disorder
I don’t have enough coffee or middle fingers for today
May your coffee kick in before your reality does
Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.
A day without coffee is like…..I have no idea
Good ideas start with great coffee
You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy coffee and that’s pretty close
Espresso yourself
Shhhh, don’t disturb me, I’m busy changing coffee into badassery
So many blends, so little time
Take life one sip at a time
Better latte than never
Coffee because adulting is hard
I only need coffee on days ending with “y”
First I drink coffee, then I do the things
I will start working when my coffee does
Drink coffee and do good
I like my coffee how I like myself: Dark, bitter, and too hot for you
Behind every successful person is a substantial amount of coffee
Procaffeinating (n.): the tendency to not start anything until you’ve had a cup of coffee
I’ll quit coffee. It won’t be easy drinking my Bailey’s straight, but I’ll get used to it. It’ll still be the best part of waking up.
Coffee; because hating your job should be done with enthusiasm
Coffee and friends make the perfect blend
Of course size matters, no one wants a small cup of coffee
Hello darkness my old friend
A yawn is a silent scream for coffee
On the bright side, my coffee will never get cold in hell
I want someone to look at me the way I look at coffee
Coffee with a friend is like capturing happiness in a cup.
Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death and sweet as love
If you are not coffee, chocolate or bacon, I’m going to need you to go away
I love you a latte
To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions ~ Hugh Jackman
Morning has broken and the coffee has spoken
If you walk a mile in my shoes, you will end up at a coffee shop
Life happens, coffee helps
If coffee can’t fix it, it’s a serious problem
There is no life without water. Because water is needed to make coffee
With enough coffee, nothing is impossible
Rise and grind
Stressed, blessed, and coffee obsessed
Sometimes I like coffee more than people
I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee
Some thinking + Some coffee = Some great ideas
Coffee, because it’s too early for wine
Coffee is my duct tape, it fixes everything
“Be Strong” I whisper to my coffee
Oh, what a beautiful morning! Oh what a beautiful day. I’m drinking this whole pot of coffee. You better stay out of my way!
Love is in the air, and it smells like coffee.
Coffee isn’t a drug it’s a vitamin.
I like big cups and I cannot lie
Without coffee, something’s missing
But first, coffee
I think, therefore I’ve had my coffee
Life is what happens between coffee and wine
Instant Human! Just add coffee
Three cups of coffee a day, keeps the doctor away!
All I need is strong coffee and a short Friday
Coffee, because crack isn't accepted in the workplace
Men, Coffee, and Chocolate are all better rich
Decaf coffee only works if you throw it at people
Coffee beans, our precious little energy balls
Not to get technical but, according to chemistry, Coffee is a solution
Home is where…the coffee is best
Don’t let Monday win. Drink coffee
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee
You can all come out now, I’ve had my coffee
Wake up, drink coffee, and punch today in the face
Good coffee is a pleasure, good friends are a treasure
Can I call you back in a few cups of coffee?
I’m looking for a tall, dark, rich cup of coffee
What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup
Words cannot espresso how much you bean to me
Nothing stands between a girl and her coffee
A morning without coffee is like sleep
I don’t need to drink coffee to be awesome. I’m already awesome. But it’s more fun when I’m awesome and awake.
May the coffee be with you
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download a pot of coffee
I think my patience is at the bottom of this coffee cup. Hang on while I find it
Addicted to the pot
Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven
Friends bring happiness into your life. Best friends bring coffee.
Come here you giant cup of beautiful coffee and lie to me about how much were going to get done today
I like my coffee like I like myself: strong, sweet, and too hot for you
7 days without coffee makes one weak
My blood type is coffee
Spring is just nature having its coffee
Dont’cha wish your coffee was hot like me?
Coffee and love are best when they are hot
I love it when the coffee kicks in and I realize what an adorable badass I’m going to be today
I love it when the coffee kicks in and I realize what a badass I will be today
I came. I saw. I caffeinated.
Too much Monday, not enough coffee
Step aside Monday, this is a job for coffee
Half human, half coffee
All things are possible with coffee and mascara
Coffee before talkie
Namaste’ away from me until I’ve had my coffee
Hocus Pocus I use coffee to Focus
I’d stop drinking coffee but I’m not a quitter
What does coffee say when it’s sad? Pour me, pour me
With enough coffee, I can dress myself and use my grown up manners
AM- Coffee…PM- Still coffee
My birthstone is a coffee bean
Lazy morning + Coffee = Perfection
Coffee saves lives, just ask my children
Coffee! Because anger management is too expensive
My coffee is just like me, bold and strong
Coffee: a magical nectar that turns “leave me alone” into “good morning”
There should be coffee between “Eat, Pray, Love”
Every day is a coffee day
Shoutout to wifi, coffee and ambition
Just pour the coffee and walk away
Coffee has given me unrealistic expectations of productivity
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons
Today’s vibe…coffee, lots of coffee
Life isn’t perfect but your coffee can be
Death before decaf
Coffee, my hot friend I was telling you about
Sometimes I go hours without drinking coffee…it’s called sleeping
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons ~ T.S Eliot
He was my cream, and I was his coffee - And when you poured us together, it was something.
The most dangerous drinking game is seeing how long I can go without coffee
May your coffee be stronger than your toddler
Want to hear a really dark joke?…Decaf
A bad day with coffee is better than a good day without it
